Jim’s response? Right here.
Wheatloaf = Eli (aka Eli-Weli; WeeWee; Wheatloaf; Weezy; Esteban Littlegums; BonBon; Easy E)
Morts = Morty (aka Mortimer; Mordecai; Mortimon; MonMon; Timer; TimeTimes; Morty-Worty)
(Source: tellmetofeel, via virginia-pepper-potts-rp)