Wheatloaf = Eli (aka Eli-Weli; WeeWee; Wheatloaf; Weezy; Esteban Littlegums; BonBon; Easy E) Morts = Morty (aka Mortimer; Mordecai; Mortimon; MonMon; Timer; TimeTimes; Morty-Worty)
Goodbye, Grandpa.
